When Alex got home from preschool the other day I asked him what he learned and he said, “E is for earthquake.” When I was a kid, E was for egg or elephant. I guess “earthquake” is more directly applicable to life than other E words that he could have learned, like “earwax” or “eellogofusciouhipoppokunurious.” Anyway, this got me thinking about some of the unique things that I have learned during the last 9 months I’ve lived in Japan. So here’s a few for you to think about too:
Driving less than 60 kilometers per hour for any length of time is very painful. For those of you living in Burma, Liberia or the United States (according to Wikipedia, the only three countries in the world who have not officially adopted the International System of Units, aka metric system), 60 km/hr = 36 mph. A bit slow when you’re used to 75mph freeways in Montana (or the no speed limit thing that I got to experience during its short run in the mid to late 90s).


Speaking of traveling, I’ve learned that in order to not go crazy, you have to be willing to travel. Not to mention it takes us an extra 10 minutes just to get from our house to off-base (because we live in the less inhabited, yet clearly superior, far northern reaches of the base, known to others as North Base, but for those of us who dare to live on the edge (of the base), we humbly refer to our little enclave as “paraíso del norte.”) (I like to use parentheses.) (I also like to say parentheses. You should try it, too.)
1 hour seems to be the magic number. Most of the fun places we like to visit (besides the restaurants, which I’ll get to in a second) are about an hour away. So if the speed limit is 50-60km/hr off-base, then based on how I drive, it’s a distance of 80-90 km (or for the Liberians, 48-54 miles).
It’s fun to eat at the Indian restaurant. Who would have supposed that there would be Indian in Misawa, Japan. (I’ve been to two Indian restaurants here already). We have become regular customers at the newest Indian restaurant (we’ve been 3 times already) because we are hooked on Naan (oven-baked flatbread). The other day, Lyana and I went on a date to a random Japanese restaurant, which didn’t feed us enough, so we went across the street just to get some Naan to-go. The owner made us sit and eat soup (no extra charge) while we waited for the Naan. Lyana won’t touch the soup, so I get to eat twice as much (bonus for me). She likes to eat the Tangoori chicken. I like Mutton curry with extra Mutton.



Two final things I’ve learned in Japan:
Anyone can do sumo wrestling, even my kids.

And boys can wear kimonos too.
